DBA.SE Christmas caption competition

In the spirit of the festive season, hats and all such matters, we proudly present the DBA.SE caption competition.

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The rules are simple: Answer this meta question. Edit the image above in a photo editor of your choice and add a caption. The caption must be on a database related topic.

Other users can then vote on your answer and the answer with the most upvotes wins. The competition closes on December 31 and the mods will get in touch with the winner to arrange delivery. Downvotes, of course, don't count.

First prize is a 240GB Intel 330 SSD so it's not small change. Consolation prizes will be awarded on completely arbitrary grounds.

Time to get creative, and may the best caption win.

EDIT: and we have a winner.

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<mumble>stupid .. you got a <grumble>HAT off of <blah>post... –  jcolebrand Dec 21 '12 at 19:37
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And we have a winner ... as at Midnight 1 Jan 2013 UTC (measured as accurately as the clock on my laptop is set, which is in no way synchronised to any atomic clocks at all). –  ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Jan 1 '13 at 1:01
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I'd like to thank all of the Java developers that I've worked with for this accolade! –  FreshPhilOfSO Jan 1 '13 at 4:27
    
    
Done! Cheers!!! –  FreshPhilOfSO Jan 2 '13 at 17:35
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20000 databases

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Always wondered what Bob looked like... lol –  RLH Jan 3 '13 at 16:27
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Might be better putting the text at the bottom. –  ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Dec 21 '12 at 20:59
    
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells canvas expanded... –  Cade Roux Dec 21 '12 at 21:03
    
What I meant is that the text really shouldn't be right over the face - just graphic design 101. –  ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Dec 21 '12 at 21:05
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Oh, now I get it. It took me a while, but very funny (and true) –  Lamak Dec 24 '12 at 12:58
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Enjoy my skills of an artist

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Downvotes don't count btw. –  ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells Dec 21 '12 at 20:55
    
Related aliens meme –  billinkc Dec 21 '12 at 21:08
    
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Nothin' but love for you, @AaronBertrand!

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...and may the best caption win.

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UPDATE Entries SET Winner='Y' WHERE Caption = 'best';
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...add a caption. The caption must be on a database related topic.

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